“Just make it red.” #sexshopstories

I’ve spent the last three hours doing inventory and the store is CLEAN. Also very, very slow.

Thankfully, a couple came in and spent a ton of money. I think the man was trying to impress because he encouraged the woman with him to throw whatever she wanted onto the counter. He paid in cash.

Ten minutes before closing, a woman came in, swept up almost $500 worth of lingerie, and told me to pick her out a toy: “Just make it red.”

She didn’t bother with trying anything on.

I noticed that she had a man waiting for her in the car.